ha P BIRTH

THANK U U PRECIOUS LIL MUFFIN

terfs: "trans women are men"
terfs: "kill all men"
terfs: *outs underage trans girls to national conservative media sources*
terfs: *post trans women's legal names, addresses, and any other information they can get their hands on*
terfs: *outs trans women to employers, taking away their sources of income*
terfs: *contacts the doctors of trans women to try and get them to stop treating their patient*
trans women: "wow kill terfs"
terfs: "um you're a violent misogynist"

cub2:

lick lick lick sqeesh

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

imagineyouricon:

Imagine the dashboard of your icon’s tumblr

thatfilthyanimal:

I TRIED.

well we ended up driving around and seeing more of portland (and a bit of washington) and ate outback and got some ice cream so all in all a mild birthday but not too bad

schmetterlinggg:

the stan twin theory is one of my favs!

schmetterlinggg:

the stan twin theory is one of my favs!

actually now that i think about it i haven’t had a proper birthday party since i was like 15

You breathing under that pile of presents?
Anonymous

actually its more a small puddle of presents

Happy birthday may you be showered in foxy grandpas and sexy animatronic animals B)
Anonymous

AYYYYYY THIS IS A GOOD BIRTHDAY WISH

malcolmwehavetocook:

pekohyama:

what the FUCK

finally

Irishisms

derpomatic:

'Fuck' has an additional meaning in Ireland, namely: to throw.

So if you were to hear, “The two lads were fighting, and then he fucked him over the wall”, this may not mean what you think.

dad: “you never went through the whole boy-crazy phase”

me: