sansaofwinterfel:

MCU Meme: [1/5] Outfits

Dr. Banner’s Purple shirt

crazysience:

Me before social events

baptisms:

Avril Lavigne’s new music video

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

That thing your uncle said about Steven Universe had me staring at the computer with my mouth agape for about 2 minutes
Anonymous

completely silent on the outside because when my uncle throws a pissfit he throws the pissiest of fits and i can’t have him doing that because of reasons

but on the inside

well it’s that time of night where i willingly shed my protective layers of fabric and make my bare skin wet and rub cleansing chemicals into my hair to make it better

my dad tried to argue that reverse racism is an actual thing earlier on our way home from dinner and i just

You’ll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician.

xekstrin:

a story about a clan of werewolves where only the women turn into werewolves due to an ancient curse

and a trans girl sobbing with relief and happiness the first full moon of her thirteenth birthday, when she finally transforms

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

heldersangel:

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

I want this posted on every web page ever created

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’