Me before social events
Avril Lavigne’s new music video
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
completely silent on the outside because when my uncle throws a pissfit he throws the pissiest of fits and i can’t have him doing that because of reasons
but on the inside
well it’s that time of night where i willingly shed my protective layers of fabric and make my bare skin wet and rub cleansing chemicals into my hair to make it better
my dad tried to argue that reverse racism is an actual thing earlier on our way home from dinner and i just
You’ll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician.
a story about a clan of werewolves where only the women turn into werewolves due to an ancient curse
and a trans girl sobbing with relief and happiness the first full moon of her thirteenth birthday, when she finally transforms
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’