temporaltowers:

relatable teen things:

  • transcending the infinite void
  • becoming a god
  • amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
  • ascending from this foolish mortal coil
  • overthrowing satan
  • seeing the infinite
  • gaining complete omnipotence
cheppo:


tfw kanojo ga inai

cheppo:

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tfw kanojo ga inai

aoicocare:

mystery gurls 

aoicocare:

mystery gurls 

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

artsyflight:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

lilhuntychild:

this dog is cute but he has been used for evil

gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

jojomirabelle:

triple-fang:

Trans  Drag

Drag  Trans

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY

danacardinal:

i started out as one of those ppl who read a bunch of gay fanfic and said that “same sex” marriage should be legal and joke that it was so “My Otps can get together!!!”. i started out as one of those people who reblogged the “reblog if you support gay people” posts with ten thousand different rainbow and superwholock gifs. Look at me now. im stronger….better